Hi, I'm Tech Dana, how can I help you?

1. Really, you've literally tried everything? Have you tried restarting your device?

2. Is it plugged in?

3. Have you even tried yet? Asking a tech question before trying is not Tech Dana's space.

4. I could send it to you, but that would be enabling - try the search bar in the top of Google Drive

5. Do you even work here Bro? Of course you go to home.pro-activity.com!

6. If you have any other questions, go Fuck yourself

Have a great day!